Wednesday, February 07, 2007


Have you(Sarawakian and Sabahan) came across such questions?Such people whom doesn't read the DISCOVERING BORNEO ISLAND book or perhaps watch DISCOVERY CHANNEL or even not aware of such existence of the beautiful country.

Some common and blah Qs:

TUT: Hey! You sarawak people live in trees ah?
ME : yes, we have elevators too..they're really an engineering featured because its not easy to fit an elevators into a tree.


TUT:You guys got electricity is it?
ME : Yes,but since cost of transmission is too high due to geographic barriers, we use independent solar panels and mini turbines scattered all and they are exactly 30k of them!!


TUT: Over there got what car?
ME : We ride wild boar.When the plane arrive at the airport,we take our wild boar and ride all the way to our tree house


TUT:Got road meh?
ME :No, just jungle trails and town.


TUT: You(any ethic race) from Sulawesi there huh?
ME : Yes, we are head hunters.Human brain is the best food.

TUT: Sarawak inside Sabah right?
ME :No, we are one independent state you idiot.

TUT: Eh,Sabah and Sarawak not same meh?
ME : Yes!!! How many times i have to tell you.

TUT: Kuching big hia?
ME :So so la...but we have the largest population of stray cats in the world.Say about 400k.Why do you think the city is called Kuching leh,u idiot?!!

TUT:Kuching got so many cats meh?
ME :Yes la!!! How many times i have to say??

TUT:Kuching got Malay?
ME : DUh!

TUT:Sarawak people can speak English?
ME :No. But we speak French because we were colonized by the French in the 18th century and then by the Aliens in the 19th. So our local dialect is pretty much based on the Alien languages that no one understand...


TUT:Kuching got airport or you use boat go(name of other state in malaysia)?
ME : Kuching airport is only fit for Fokker....Since a Fokker can't go so far,we have to use steamboats.No joking!! steam boats because Sarawak so rich with timbers,its much cheaper than diesel or any other petrol.

You decide alright..Tut really TUT TUT.

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1 comment:

robin said...

hey there...
I guess some people are just plain ignorant and would care less about others, even those in their own country.
and the best part of all, Sarawak produces the best bloggers in Malaysia. No kidding.